If there’s anything that years of discount psychotherapy out of the back of a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell have taught us, it’s that the longest lasting bonds are forged in constant emotional uncertainty. With Dr. Pepperonistein’s help, we crafted this Father’s Day card to make sure old Pops doesn’t know exactly where he stands with you. Are you still mad at him for that time in 1993 when he missed your karate recital or are you just joshing? Keep him guessing and keep that river of paternal love flowing! Printed on premium 8.5″ x 11″ card stock in Los Angeles, California – High quality vivid colors – Satisfaction guaranteed InYourFace Cards – Better Than A Text Message
Outside: You’re Usually An Asshole, But It’s Father’s Day. So… / Inside: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY (Just Kidding, Love You Dad)
EXTRA LARGE FATHERS DAY CARD – Say it like you mean it… with a JUMBO card (8.5″ x 11″)
PREMIUM QUALITY – Printed in Los Angeles, California on high quality paper with vivid color – Includes envelope
MAKE A STATEMENT – A card that stands out from the crowd – Gift something that they will remember
A unique card you can’t find anywhere else!